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marycrawfordMy last three drabbles for the drabble meme. Thanks to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
aka_arduinna for beta and for letting me steal all her lines!
wickedwords asked for SGA, Rodney, and 'the stuff of legends'. I may have fudged a bit on that last one, but I did put a story element in that I know she likes...*cough*
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In McKay's opinion, one of Sheppard's more annoying traits was his inability to look properly alarmed when a valuable member of his team was in jeopardy.
"Okay, so you're sure nobody else touched the pretty flowers?" Sheppard drawled.
McKay rolled his eyes. "The pretty flowers that bit me, you mean? No, just me, and now I have Triffid hickeys, and can we just move on to the next part?"
Sheppard lifted an eyebrow. "And that would be?"
"The part where you kiss it better," McKay said, deadpan.
An unguarded expression crossed Sheppard's face. To McKay's delight, it still wasn't alarm.
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ltlj asked for SGA, John, and comforty.
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Sheppard stared up at the medlab ceiling, trying to make it show him Ancient movies. Quiet ones, since his head hurt like hell. So far it was ignoring him, though.
The boredom vanished when someone ran up to whisper in Carson's ear. Carson rushed into the hallway. "Rodney, you can't--" The doors closed, cutting him off abruptly.
Sheppard strained to listen. Some emergency? Why couldn't McKay come in and tell him? He missed McKay, though he'd never admit it.
Then, through the doors, he heard McKay bellowing indignantly, "What? Of course I have an indoor voice!"
Sheppard relaxed again, grinning.
***
And then someone asked for SGA/Labyrinth.
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marycrawford: writing SGA and then switching to Labyrinth does strange things to my head
*marycrawford clutches it
marycrawford: what if Rodney were a goblin king! NONONO
*marycrawford cries
flambeau: YES
marycrawford: NO
flambeau: ...yes?
marycrawford: though then he really *could* complain about the stupidity of his minions
marycrawford: but nooo
*marycrawford wails
*flambeau giggles
marycrawford: maybe Rodney is Hoggle.
marycrawford: OMG.
*marycrawford hits herself
marycrawford: ow.
flambeau: ahaha.
flambeau: so, you still have any drabble slots open?
See? Blame Sweden!
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"Look, Major-"
"Majesty."
"What?"
"If you wish to retain your tongue, Hogney, it's Your Majesty."
"Rodney. And -- okay, your hair isn't that much of a shock, but the ruffles, and I'm not even mentioning the pants, and -- will you stop juggling the Ancient device?"
"It's a crystal, nothing more. And you're very talkative for a goblin."
"For the last time: I'm not a goblin, Zelenka isn't a fox, and Ronon isn't a hairy ape creature -- well. Anyway, we have to find a way out before everybody forgets who they are. Give me the crystal. And for God's sake, no singing."
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aka_arduinna for beta and for letting me steal all her lines!wickedwords asked for SGA, Rodney, and 'the stuff of legends'. I may have fudged a bit on that last one, but I did put a story element in that I know she likes...*cough****
In McKay's opinion, one of Sheppard's more annoying traits was his inability to look properly alarmed when a valuable member of his team was in jeopardy.
"Okay, so you're sure nobody else touched the pretty flowers?" Sheppard drawled.
McKay rolled his eyes. "The pretty flowers that bit me, you mean? No, just me, and now I have Triffid hickeys, and can we just move on to the next part?"
Sheppard lifted an eyebrow. "And that would be?"
"The part where you kiss it better," McKay said, deadpan.
An unguarded expression crossed Sheppard's face. To McKay's delight, it still wasn't alarm.
***
ltlj asked for SGA, John, and comforty.***
Sheppard stared up at the medlab ceiling, trying to make it show him Ancient movies. Quiet ones, since his head hurt like hell. So far it was ignoring him, though.
The boredom vanished when someone ran up to whisper in Carson's ear. Carson rushed into the hallway. "Rodney, you can't--" The doors closed, cutting him off abruptly.
Sheppard strained to listen. Some emergency? Why couldn't McKay come in and tell him? He missed McKay, though he'd never admit it.
Then, through the doors, he heard McKay bellowing indignantly, "What? Of course I have an indoor voice!"
Sheppard relaxed again, grinning.
***
And then someone asked for SGA/Labyrinth.
***
marycrawford: writing SGA and then switching to Labyrinth does strange things to my head*
marycrawford clutches itmarycrawford: what if Rodney were a goblin king! NONONO*
marycrawford criesflambeau: YESmarycrawford: NOflambeau: ...yes?marycrawford: though then he really *could* complain about the stupidity of his minionsmarycrawford: but nooo*
marycrawford wails*
flambeau gigglesmarycrawford: maybe Rodney is Hoggle. marycrawford: OMG.*
marycrawford hits herselfmarycrawford: ow.flambeau: ahaha.flambeau: so, you still have any drabble slots open?See? Blame Sweden!
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"Look, Major-"
"Majesty."
"What?"
"If you wish to retain your tongue, Hogney, it's Your Majesty."
"Rodney. And -- okay, your hair isn't that much of a shock, but the ruffles, and I'm not even mentioning the pants, and -- will you stop juggling the Ancient device?"
"It's a crystal, nothing more. And you're very talkative for a goblin."
"For the last time: I'm not a goblin, Zelenka isn't a fox, and Ronon isn't a hairy ape creature -- well. Anyway, we have to find a way out before everybody forgets who they are. Give me the crystal. And for God's sake, no singing."
***
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Date: 2006-04-25 08:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-04-26 03:59 pm (UTC)Yay!
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Date: 2006-04-26 04:05 pm (UTC)Very good question. I couldn't really map her onto anyone on Atlantis - not Weir, not Teyla, not even Miko. (Teyla would kick Jareth's butt and take over his castle, Weir would engage in an eyebrow-lifting match, and Miko would probably be smitten instantly and become his pet human. Or is that just me?)
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Date: 2006-04-26 01:13 am (UTC)Dude, the Labyrinth/SGA one? Genius. Pure genius! And aw, Rodney needs John to kiss him better....
Oh wow, my brain went to the bad place again.
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Date: 2006-04-26 04:08 pm (UTC)I knooow. My brain may never leave that place now. So, um, yay?
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Date: 2006-04-26 04:27 pm (UTC)Oh, a definite yay. And my brain goes there so frequently, it's a wonder it hasn't figured out it can stay.
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Date: 2006-04-26 02:59 am (UTC)*wanders off trying to figure out how this Labyrinth drabble fits in the story with the others...*
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Date: 2006-04-26 04:11 pm (UTC)And
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Date: 2006-04-26 03:06 am (UTC)And now you combined two of my favorite things (and I keep seeing John in those tight tight pants....I think I have to go lie down, now).
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Date: 2006-04-26 03:08 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-26 04:12 pm (UTC)And yes. John and the tight pants. Mmm.
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Date: 2006-04-26 05:31 am (UTC)Oh my god. I died when I pictured John in tighttighttight leather pants, long hair and eyeshadow, which I'm thankful for because I would have chocked anyway on the Ronon comment.
Hilarious.
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Date: 2006-04-26 04:13 pm (UTC)I died when I pictured John in tighttighttight leather pants, long hair and eyeshadow
And yes. I kind of want someone to make me a manip now. I'm clearly going to a Bad Place.
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Date: 2006-04-26 05:40 am (UTC)Damn, that was cute. :>
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Date: 2006-04-26 04:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-26 05:31 pm (UTC)::diez of the funny::
:D:D:D
Been reading your Labyrinth stuff as well as some from the recs page you sent me to (THANK YOU!). And since you're also a 'Gate person, I really must friend you.*g*
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Date: 2006-04-26 05:47 pm (UTC)Friend away, and I do hope you will not be disappointed if I talk about Hercules and Iolaus a lot too. (Though, hey! I do have a Labyrinth vid! And no shame whatsoever, apparently. *coughs* You can find it here (http://www.squidge.org/~marycrawford/vids/index.html).)
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Date: 2006-04-26 06:13 pm (UTC)Highly unlikely ::points toward icon::
My main thing is really Stargate:SG-1, particularly Carter. But I dabble in lots of things.:)
Nice to meet you.:)
::downloads video::
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Date: 2006-04-27 11:09 pm (UTC)Thanks for sharing!
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Date: 2006-04-28 07:54 pm (UTC)Yeah, it was a lot of work, but it was such fun to do. I think my favorite bit was coming up with the Bowie shots rather than the critters, even though Bowie was easier. Glad you liked it, and nice to meet you too!