Just let me lie here on the tile

Request window closed! (Except to therienne, if she feels like it. *eg*)

Thanks to aka_arduinna for letting me steal her lines!

For killabeez:


Five things Bobby has said that no one else but Darien could possibly understand

1) "Okay, partner, go make like a window while I do a little tapdancing over at the desk there."

2) "She's moving to DC, Fawkes. Her and her... husband."

3) "Would you for chrissake just unbutton that and let me see your snake? Jeez!"

4) "Big Bad Wolf to Roadrunner, we have a new sitrep. There are owls nesting on the roof. Repeat: owls nesting on the roof."

5) "You know, sometimes? I still can't believe you did that."



For cereta:


Five things Bobby has stopped himself from asking Darien to use his powers for. Er, parse that.

1) The Keep, in the shower. Bet she sings.

2) Break into Eberts' files and switch the codes on his expense account with Monroe's. (Let's see Eberts explain the martini lunches, the Armani shades, and the Chanel no.5.)

3) Sneak up to a ticket counter and print out a nice pair of first-class tickets -- who deserves a Hawaii vacation more than them?

4) Do a little spooky song-and-dance in his shrink's office. That'll teach him to go on about other people's 'paranoid fantasies'. Ha.

5) Quicksilver the both of them. For no reason at all. Just for the feel of it. Aw, hell, who is he kidding?



For roo2:


Five things Iolaus would like to say to Iphicles

1) Lighten up a little, huh? You haven't even died once yet.

2) Yes, Jason asked you second. You still make a better king than Hercules.

3) Please, don't ever go blond again.

4) Okay, I know you feel bad about it, but your impersonating Hercules really wasn't a big deal. I think he's just happy that he has one brother who doesn't want him dead. Much.

5) If I end up dead anytime soon, could you try to keep him in Greece? Keep him away from sharp objects, Olympus, that sort of thing? Okay, not funny. But -- please. He'll need you.